Are you into smoking the big MJ?
Better read this!
Okay. I know I just sounded like
an infomercial that advocates a clean, weed-free lifestyle, but really, I’m
not. If anything I’m pro-weed. Medicinal marijuana, that is. It helped me a lot
with chronic pain when it hit me at its worst (It’s researched!).
It helped improve my appetite, my mood, and everything else I could not think
of at the moment. All I know is that marijuana has done more good than bad. I
think the only bad thing that happened to me ever since I started using it, is
the fact that I get hippie stares whenever I get on a bus smelling like a
joint. I know, sometimes, perfume just doesn’t work.
Anyway, I’m not here to tell you
to stop using the cognitive enhancer because it risks tumors or anything, I’m
actually here to help you with a common problem marijuana users like us usually
have.
Can you take a guess? Yep, I’m talking
about those darnable drug tests.
In some
states, the lucky ones as I’d like to call them, the use of marijuana is
100% legal. This makes me (and you, probably) really envious of how they can
freely use the medicinal plant to their hearts desire. Trust me, I’m no
dependent. I just find it a real hassle to hide away from the public’s eye
whenever I find a need (and I do mean a literal need) to take a dose. I could
be in pain and be like “Oh shoot! I need
to get to a secluded, seldom-used toilet to relieve myself from pain.” Sometimes,
I even hold in the pain, take a couple Tylenol – that really doesn’t do much
for me – and wait for my 8-hour shift to end just to brew some Mary Jane tea
peacefully at home.
This much, I can actually live
with. But then random drug tests would start happening in the company I work
for, and it would scare the hell out of me. And questions like these start
boggling me out of my mind:
What if I get found out?
Will I lose my job?
Will I become an actual hippie?
How am I going to pay for my meds?
And the list goes on. Nothing
really scared me more than drug tests back then. But note that I’m talking in
past tense “scared” and “back then.” This means that things are a whole lot
better now. Did my company stop doing
random employee drug exams? Well, no. It’s actually more rampant now than
ever. “Did I stop taking marijuana
because I fear getting found out too much?” Not really. I’m not that soft.
Simply put, I just found a better solution to end my woes. I have found a good
routine to looking clean – inside and out. Here’s what I do:
It’s Time You
Believe In Detox
Detoxing is a surefire way to
escape the public eye. It typically takes two to three days to get all the
tetrahydrocannabinol or THC toxins out of your system – that is, if you’re NOT
A CHRONIC USER. This means that you only use it occasionally, like in my case.
However, if you are a chronic user (which I definitely don’t have any problem
with; to each his own, after all), it may take a while longer to get all the
residues and traces of THC out of your system – about a week or so. I would
advise that you also eat healthy at this time and get enough sleep. Your body
will recuperate and return to its normal state much faster if you help it.
There Are Other
Ways
Of course, you can’t detox when
you’re scheduled for a drug test in two days – even if you’re an infrequent
user. After all, even if the toxins are mostly out of your body, you can never
be sure about what remains. In this case, I use another method which I like to
call “instant cleanse.” I use THC flushing products that are guaranteed to help
you pass urine, blood, hair, and saliva drug tests. There are many reliable
brands you can order online. But for me I get these from TestClear. You can
visit their website if you want (http://www.clearthedrugtest.com/
). And I’ve never failed a drug test since.
Use these two methods together and I guarantee you,
you’ll never have to go into hiding again.
*This is a guest post.
*This is a guest post.
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